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Last Updated: 20.06.2025 08:38
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Nuts and Butts
So, the docs changed it to read
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share office space ...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
They put up a sign reading
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Minds and Behinds
Just Forget it!
Next, they tried...
How can you maintain self-control?
No, not a chance
Thumbs down again.
No go.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
So they tried
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Hysterias & Posteriors
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Catatonics & High Colonics
Unacceptable again!
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Everyone loved it.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
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Loons and Moons
Still no good.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Why has my ex moved on so fast after years of being together with me?
Still no good
Another attempt resulted in ...
No way
Are female judges more lenient than male ones?
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Freaks and Cheeks
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Then came..
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.